Trigger Happy

We knew severe weather was headed our way.  The morning was sunny, but it started clouding up around 10:00.  Then at 11 a.m., the storm suddenly arrived with lots of rain and a strong wind.

Almost simultaneously the tornado siren sounded.

I turned on WCIA to see what they were reporting.  At one point they said there was no tornado.  Instead, maybe a "gustnado" was the reason for the sirens to go off.  They went on to explain that the conditions could lead to a tornado.

Hmm-- I thought that was the purpose of a tornado watch .... an alert that a tornado could develop.

This morning. Near Ivesdale, south of our town.

WCIA evening news explained the reason for the tornado siren:  Apparently a police officer saw something that resembled a tornado on the west side of town.  He "demanded" that emergency services turn on the sirens.  The news report went on to say that "it is unclear whether he is a trained storm spotter."  That sounds like a politically correct way of saying he is not.

Gustnado - A small whirlwind that forms as an eddy in the leading edge of a thunderstorm. Does not connect with cloud-based rotation and is not a tornado.

What an Idea

Reminds me of years ago when Theresa Grentz, former Univ of Illinois women's basketball coach, started calling the gym where her teams played The Huff. 

"I call it The Huff," Grentz said. "When I first got here, people thought that was funny. We changed it from Huff Hall to The Huff. You know, the Vatican, the pope, the Bronx, The Huff. . . . It isn't pretty but it's ours. The Duke coach (Gail Goestenkors) just said to me, 'There isn't enough money in the world to bring my team back to The Huff.' The crowds here, the fans were great."
                                                                                                             --  Chicago Tribune, 11/11/1997

To the Rescue

Major Frank Burns took a tank on a joyride.

Colonel Sherman Potter put the jeep that Burns destroyed out of its misery.

Oops

Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic front-runner, left some in the crowd at the Iowa State Fair mystified when he told them: We choose truth over facts.

The 76-year-old former vice president, whose loquacious style and propensity for flubbing his lines endears him to some and draws mockery from others, was ending his speech at the state fairground in Des Moines when he attempted a rousing finish.

"Everybody knows who Donald Trump is. Even his supporters know who he is. We got to let him know who we are. We choose unity over division. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts."

-- Washington Examiner, 08/08/2019