Colonel Sherman Potter put the jeep that Burns destroyed out of its misery.
Saturday, August 17, 2019
To the Rescue
Major Frank Burns took a tank on a joyride.
Colonel Sherman Potter put the jeep that Burns destroyed out of its misery.
Colonel Sherman Potter put the jeep that Burns destroyed out of its misery.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
Oops
Joe Biden,
the 2020 Democratic front-runner, left some in the crowd at the
Iowa State Fair mystified when he told them: We choose truth over
facts.
The 76-year-old former vice president, whose loquacious style and propensity for flubbing his lines endears him to some and draws mockery from others, was ending his speech at the state fairground in Des Moines when he attempted a rousing finish.
"Everybody knows who Donald Trump is. Even his supporters know who he is. We got to let him know who we are. We choose unity over division. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts."
-- Washington Examiner, 08/08/2019
The 76-year-old former vice president, whose loquacious style and propensity for flubbing his lines endears him to some and draws mockery from others, was ending his speech at the state fairground in Des Moines when he attempted a rousing finish.
"Everybody knows who Donald Trump is. Even his supporters know who he is. We got to let him know who we are. We choose unity over division. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts."
Monday, July 15, 2019
Double Coupon Day
I participate in our local public library's summer reading program. Read, record the time in an online account, and for every 2 hours of reading you earn a reward. Some of the rewards, for example: coupon for a free book at the Friends of the Library bookstore, coupon for a free pizza slice at Jet's Pizza, 20% off at a local bookstore.
The beginning of July I stopped in the library to pick up my 4th reward, the free slice of pizza. The staff person accessed my account and told me I had also earned another reward. I told her I would probably not use the coupon at the bookstore. She then said I could have a second pizza coupon as a substitute! What a deal! Two pizza coupons.
I then headed to to a grocery store where I had another coupon to use. I had to "earn" this coupon by purchasing the product and entering the information in an online account. I worked diligently to purchase the correct number of items before the promotion ended. I then was able to print out a coupon.
I was at a self-service register at Walmart, and for some reason, the coupon scanned "expired." The clerk didn't know what to do and had to ask someone from customer service to come over. That took way longer than it should have -- she kept getting waylaid while on her course to my checkout. She didn't know what to do either. So she just removed one of the products from my transaction and made it look like I had only purchased one meal instead of the two that were in my bag. Meanwhile, the associate put the coupon in the slot, but it did not drop through. So I retrieved it and left.
When I exited I thought "this better not ding as a shop-lifted item." I got away safely. It seemed obvious to me what the employee should have done: She should have manually deducted the coupon amount. I've seen register clerks do this many times over the years. You can see on the face of the coupon that there is a place to write the amount.
A couple days later I went to another store and purchased the items. Again, the coupon scanned expired. But this time, the clerk did an override and entered the amount manually. Just like I thought should have been done at Walmart. And I went home happy.
The beginning of July I stopped in the library to pick up my 4th reward, the free slice of pizza. The staff person accessed my account and told me I had also earned another reward. I told her I would probably not use the coupon at the bookstore. She then said I could have a second pizza coupon as a substitute! What a deal! Two pizza coupons.
I then headed to to a grocery store where I had another coupon to use. I had to "earn" this coupon by purchasing the product and entering the information in an online account. I worked diligently to purchase the correct number of items before the promotion ended. I then was able to print out a coupon.
I was at a self-service register at Walmart, and for some reason, the coupon scanned "expired." The clerk didn't know what to do and had to ask someone from customer service to come over. That took way longer than it should have -- she kept getting waylaid while on her course to my checkout. She didn't know what to do either. So she just removed one of the products from my transaction and made it look like I had only purchased one meal instead of the two that were in my bag. Meanwhile, the associate put the coupon in the slot, but it did not drop through. So I retrieved it and left.
When I exited I thought "this better not ding as a shop-lifted item." I got away safely. It seemed obvious to me what the employee should have done: She should have manually deducted the coupon amount. I've seen register clerks do this many times over the years. You can see on the face of the coupon that there is a place to write the amount.
A couple days later I went to another store and purchased the items. Again, the coupon scanned expired. But this time, the clerk did an override and entered the amount manually. Just like I thought should have been done at Walmart. And I went home happy.
Thursday, July 11, 2019
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Genius
This is attributed to Albert Einstein.
There is no substantive evidence that Einstein made this statement.
Nonetheless, it does give pause for thought.
There is no substantive evidence that Einstein made this statement.
Nonetheless, it does give pause for thought.
Monday, June 24, 2019
Fisherman's Quartet
I first read this little ditty when I was in college. I hand-printed it on a 3x5 index card, added a fish picture, and gave it to my dad. He tucked it into a corner of a door on the old Hoosier cabinet in the basement.
Saturday, June 22, 2019
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