Or, From Whence It Came
T-shirts are meant to be loose and comfortable. A uni-sex t-shirt is basically a rectangle with a neck and sleeves. My 84-year-old mother -- from her senile point of view -- decided that the t-shirts and polo-type shirts that she received through church events were just too big. "I swim in them," she says. So to correct that problem, she cut the bottoms off and re-hemmed them. Unfortunately, they are now too short and will not tuck into her pants or pull down past her waistline. She created herself "crop tops."
One of my dear sisters gifted me with one of these crop tops. I am happy to report that it has been returned to its rightful owner ... God. Yes, while at OLL for a family wedding yesterday, the t-shirt inadvertently slipped out of my coat pocket and was negligently left behind in a pew when I exited the church. May the person who finds it enjoy the freedom of movement that their new Jesus crop top offers.
Wang have mercy.